
I noticed this young woman today, when I went to the mall to photograph a ‘flash mob’, organized by members of the Occupy Portland movement.
As the appointed time for the flashmob came and went, more and more decidedly non-mallish people gathered on the bridge over the skating rink, and milled around, trying to seem non-chalant. She had been assigned to babysit the assembled crowd, and she appeared to be taking her job very seriously, and also to be taking their presence in her mall as a personal affront-I approached her just in time to hear her saying something to a mall patron about how the occupiers were “smelly”.
She told me that the mall cops’ mandate for the event was to focus on preventing fights, and that she wasn’t sure what to expect, because the Occupy People hadn’t been ‘straight’ with anyone about their goals.
“I’m curious about something I heard you say to that other person- would you really crack down on someone for being smelly?” I asked her.
“Well, yes, if people are being smelly, making noise, throwing things around, we’re gonna throw them out of here- this isn’t a public place- this is private property.”
“Yes, but would you really throw someone out of here for being stinky alone?”
“Well, if a person had poor hygeine…” She seemed to lose her steam for a moment.
“Have you ever done that? How would you feel about doing that?”
“Well, personally, I probably wouldn’t feel that comfortable with it, but yes, if someone is smelling to the point where they’re bothering other patrons? We’d kick them out.”
“Is that really a stated mall policy?”
She reached into her breast pocket, and pulled out a pad of printed policies “This is a non-exhaustive list of all of our policies,” she said, handing me a green card.
“OK, so, I understand throwing people out of here for being disruptive, but doesn’t it get kind of dicey with ‘smelly’? I mean, some people can’t help the way they smell. Isn’t that getting awfully close to discrim—–”
“Excuse me.”
And just like that, she was gone.
Here are a few things that are not allowed in the Lloyd Center: Annoying others through boisterous activities, interfering with the patrons’ view of windows, depositing matter of any kind on the property except in designated trash receptacles, singing, playing of musical instruments, engaging in non-commercial expressive activity, failing to be fully clothed, unauthorized scavenger hunts or photography (ZING!), and….”any other behavior that is perceived to be offensive to the general public.”
Gotcha, suckas.
So, there it was – the mall cop– a veritable poster girl for the 99%- doing her best to defend the forward march of commerce at the possible expense of human dignity, for ten-fifty an hour (or whatever the Lloyd Center deems this service to be worth), and facing off with her purported champions on a bridge to nowhere.
When the flash mob finally happened, and it was really more of a flash demonstration- she reappeared, standing in the midst of the shouting, dancing, crowd, wearing the grave, determined look of a person who is trying to give the impression that they have a hopeless situation under control. Standing there looking really, like a perfect metaphor for the working class.